Last week, the life expectancy of newly bitten werewolves, (not to mention their friends, loved ones, and neighbors,) took a giant leap forward with Broadway Books’ release of The Werewolf’s Guide To Life: A Manual For The Newly Bitten.
My name is Ritch Duncan, and my co-author Bob Powers and I have devoted our lives to serving the lycanthrope community.
Yes, werewolves are real.
If you suspect that you may have been bitten by a werewolf, check the warning signs on our website immediately, and review our comprehensive table of transformation dates, as if you were bitten by something on a night other than than the three nights before, after or during a full moon, you can thank your lucky stars that the only website you will have to refer to for your future care and treatment is this one.
But if you were bitten by something on a known transformation date, we recommend taking immediate action, including the following:
We can help you online, but there is no better way to get the maximum amount of information in one place than by picking up a copy of the book.
We started the blog months before the book was published so those werewolves who were bitten before the book's release date could access it's crucial life-saving information when they needed it. Now that the book has been released, we are updating it daily to address the problems and concerns brought up by those werewolves who have read the book, as well as to provide an online community for werewolves and the people who love them.
This book is less of a bible than an ongoing conversation. If you are a werewolf and you would like to correct something in our book that does not match your experience, let others know about a solution to a problem that works wonderfully for you, or just howl at us about the Twilight saga, we want to hear it. Any and all "werewolf wisdom" is welcomed. Your anonymity will be guaranteed.
Be safe out there, and remember: being bitten is just the beginning.
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