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Do you have what it takes to be Suvudu’s Grand Poohbah Alpha Geek for Life? Well it’s your last chance put your geek where your mouth is…IF YOU CAN!

But first a warning: yes, you could Google for some of these answers, but then, deep down, you’ll know you’re a bad person. However, you might win a free copy of The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination. So you’ll have to balance total loss of self worth with free geek schwag. It’s up to you.

Email your answers to info@suvudu.com. Don’t comment your answers or you will allow slackers to water down the winner’s pool, thus decreasing your chances of receiving said geek schwag (and you’ll get moderated, deserve a spanking, be summarily executed, etc.). You have until 10:00pm EST tonight. There’s a free book for today’s highest scorer. And if you’ve been playing the Geek-Off all week, finish strong to earn the title of Suvudu’s Grand Poohbah Alpha Geek for Life (oh, and potentially a $50 iTunes gift certificate). This GPAGFL will almost certainly get his or her face on the cover of Time Magazine*.

To The Geek-Off Already! Remember, email your answers to info@suvudu.com:

1. Geek Culture/Ephemera
Match these very valuable comic books with the correct action or characters (in the form of 1:A, 2:B, etc.)

1.  Action Comics 1    
2.  Detective Comics 27
3.  Superman 1
4.  Detective Comics 1       
5.  All-American Comics 16   
6.  Marvel Comics 1
7.  Batman 1  
8.  More Fun Comics 52

A. First comic devoted to Superman
B. First appearance of Green Lantern
C. First appearance of Superman
D. Slam Bradley vs. Ching Lung
E. First comic devoted to Batman
F. First appearance of Batman
G. First appearance of The Spectre
H. Human Torch vs. Namor the Sub-Mariner

2. Math/Science
Newton posited that matter is neither created nor destroyed. While any gamer with a mage capable of casting Meteor Swarm or Magic Missile knows this to be untrue, still teachers of Chemistry 101 hold to Newton’s idea when forcing on high-school and undergraduate students their narrow-minded approach to balancing chemical equations. Add coefficients to these equations to make equal numbers of each type of molecule on both sides of the equation (if you need more instructions, then, well, you might need to do a little geek background work). And no fractions, you slacker!

1. H2 + N2 → NH3   
2. NH3 + O2 → NO + H2O
3. NaCl + BeF2 → NaF + BeCl2   
4. FeCl3 + Be3(PO4)2 → BeCl2 + FePO4
5. Ca(OH)2 + H3PO4 → Ca3(PO4)2 + H2O   
6. C2H6 +O2 → CO2 + H2O

3. Classic Puzzle
The goal of the game shown below is to knock over the last standing pin. With each throw Van Winkle or his opponent can knock down any one or two (adjacent) pins. The little man of the mountains (who can be seen flipping Van Winkle the bird) has just knocked over pin number two and now it is Van Winkle’s turn to let it rip. Which play ensures that he will win the game?

























4. Tech
What shape does the following Turtle Graphics code draw?

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Do you have what it takes to be Suvudu’s Grand Poohbah Alpha Geek for Life? Well it’s time put your geek where your mouth is…IF YOU CAN!

But first a warning: yes, you could Google for some of these answers, but then, deep down, you’ll know you’re a bad person. However, you might win a free copy of The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination. So you’ll have to balance total loss of self worth with free geek schwag. It’s up to you.

So yesterday I issued a friendly challenge, or sorts, to our geeked out contestant, Tillie S. Well, let it never be said that Tillie doesn’t know how to step up and geek out. Congratulations Tillie on your victory in yesterday’s challenge! But this competition is far from over and with two days left, the grand prize is still up in the air. So to that end…

Email your answers to info@suvudu.com. Don’t comment your answers or you will allow slackers to water down the winner’s pool, thus decreasing your chances of receiving said geek schwag (and you’ll get moderated, deserve a spanking, be summarily executed, etc.). You have until 10:00pm EST tonight. Then try again tomorrow. There’s a free book for each day’s winner, every day this week. The week’s overall highest scorer will earn the title of Suvudu’s Grand Poohbah Alpha Geek for Life (oh, and a $50 iTunes gift certificate). This GPAGFL will almost certainly get his or her face on the cover of Time Magazine*.

To The Geek-Off Already! Remember, email your answers to info@suvudu.com:

1. Geek Culture/Ephemera
Match the pirates with their flags, ships, and fun facts in the form of “Blackbeard: 1, A, a; Mary Read: 2, B, b, etc.”
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2. Math/Science
How is this a test of Einstein’s relativity?
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3. Classic Puzzle
Tom, Fred, Bill, Andy and Carl are all aging athletes and each is worse for the wear. Can you match each former star to their sport and injury (in the form of Tom: baseball, rotator cuff)?
Clues:
1. Tom played soccer, so his arms still work perfectly, unlike the baseballer, who has a torn rotator cuff.
2. Strangely, the fellow who used to curl was sidelined due to multiple concussions while the footballer hurt his hip.
3. Despite living in Minneapolis, Andy has always hated curling (as does Bill), which is for the best because Andy’s bum wrist would limit his involvement, anyway.
4. Carl hurt something below the waist playing one of the big-three American sports.

4. Tech
Describe the steps one must take to have sex on Second Life.

Do you have what it takes to be Suvudu’s Grand Poohbah Alpha Geek for Life? Well it’s time put your geek where your mouth is…IF YOU CAN!

And congrats to Kara F., who was chosen by our randomometron from among the throngs of perfect scores as yesterday’s geek-du-jour. And let me assure you that despite Tillie S’s apparent (repeat) skillz, she is still very catchable in the overall. Specifically, today’s archery puzzle is very, very hard—it’s time for Tillie to geek up or geek off the pot, or something like that…

But before the geek-off a warning: yes, you could Google for some of these answers, but then, deep down, you’ll know you’re a bad person. However, you might win a free copy of The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination. So you’ll have to balance total loss of self worth with free geek schwag. It’s up to you.

Email your answers to info@suvudu.com. Don’t comment your answers or you will allow slackers to water down the winner’s pool, thus decreasing your chances of receiving said geek schwag (and you’ll get moderated, deserve a spanking, be summarily executed, etc.). You have until 10:00pm EST tonight. Then try again tomorrow. There’s a free book for each day’s winner, every day this week. The week’s overall highest scorer will earn the title of Suvudu’s Grand Poohbah Alpha Geek for Life (oh, and a $50 iTunes gift certificate). This GPAGFL will almost certainly get his or her face on the cover of Time Magazine*.

To The Geek-Off Already! Remember, email your answers to info@suvudu.com:

1. Geek Culture/Ephemera
If “geek” is one end of a socio-cultural spectrum, then certainly the other end of the spectrum is WWF. Why then is WWF (now WWE) so inherently fascinating to us geeks? Maybe it’s the expression by wrestlers of the geek’s repressed Id; more likely, it has something to do with steroidal meatheads taking themselves oh-so-seriously while clad in neon lycra skimpy enough to make a Frenchman blush. Either way, sort the following list of classic wrestlers into “Faces” and “Heels”. If you haven’t a clue what a Face or Heel is, well, then this will be especially difficult.

WWF Stars of the 1980’s:
Hulk Hogan
Junkyard Dog
Rowdy Roddy Piper
The Fabulous Moolah
Big John Studd
Captain Lou Albano
Wendi Richter
Hillbilly Jim
The Iron Sheik
Superfly Jimmy Snuka

2. Math/Science

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3. Classic Puzzle
Move one bottlecap to create two lines of four caps each. Which cap do you move? Where does it go?

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4. Tech
Write the meanings of the following somewhat esoteric text message abbreviations:
2G2BT—?  
IMAO—?
MTFBWU—?
MUAH—?
BIBO—?   
NIFOC—?
YRYOCC—?
 


Do you have what it takes to be Suvudu’s Grand Poohbah Alpha Geek for Life? Well it’s time put your geek where your mouth is…IF YOU CAN! (And congrats to Tillie S. who rocked the casbah of yesterday’s geekery.)

But first a warning: yes, you could Google for some of these answers, but then, deep down, you’ll know you’re a bad person. However, you might win a free copy of The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination. So you’ll have to balance total loss of self worth with free geek schwag. It’s up to you.

Email your answers to info@suvudu.com. Don’t comment your answers or you will allow slackers to water down the winner’s pool, thus decreasing your chances of receiving said geek schwag (and you’ll get moderated, deserve a spanking, be summarily executed, etc.). You have until 10:00pm EST tonight. Then try again tomorrow. There’s a free book for each day’s winner, every day this week. The week’s overall highest scorer will earn the title of Suvudu’s Grand Poohbah Alpha Geek for Life (oh, and a $50 iTunes gift certificate). This GPAGFL will almost certainly get his or her face on the cover of Time Magazine*.

To The Geek-Off Already! Remember, email your answers to info@suvudu.com:

1. Geek Culture/Ephemera
Match the sketches, episodes or characters with the show that spawned them.

Shows:
Monty Python’s Flying Circus—
Saturday Night Live—
Red Dwarf—
Star Trek—

Sketches/Characters:
Bass-O-Matic
The Trouble with Tribbles
Kryten 2X4B-523P
Ministry of Silly Walks
The Ambiguously Gay Duo
The Cat
Nyota Ohura
The Lumberjack Song  

2. Math/Science

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3. Classic Puzzle
Imagine you used toothpicks to form the equation I+II+III=IIII (with picks forming the plusses and the equals sign, as well). How can you move one toothpick to make this equation true? There are two correct answers. 

4. Tech
When played on a phone’s keypad, the numbers below play the listed songs. Match the song names with the numbers that play them. Don’t be uppity about micro-tunings.

Lean on Me: #?
Horn of the General Lee: #?
99 Bottles of Beer: #?
Theme Song from The Monkeys: #?
You Are My Sunshine: #?

#1
321112369993

#2
4, 4569, 9654, 45665
4, 4569, 9654, 45614
654, 99996, 69654, 456655
4, 4569, 99654, 9666154

#3
15333,35311
1536#, #963
1536#, #9631
153,35531

#4
6661116666, 9992229
333,3333, 1112236666

#5
665466, 444445556
445564, 4444551

* Actual likelihood of Time Magazine cover will vary widely.

Read the contest legal here: Geek-Off Rules
Do you have what it takes to be Suvudu’s Grand Poohbah Alpha Geek for Life? Well it’s time put your geek where your mouth is…IF YOU CAN!

But first a warning: yes, you could Google for some of these answers, but then, deep down, you’ll know you’re a bad person. However, you might win a free copy of The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination. So you’ll have to balance total loss of self worth with free geek schwag. It’s up to you.

Email your answers to info@suvudu.com. Don’t comment your answers or you will allow slackers to water down the winner’s pool, thus decreasing your chances of receiving said geek schwag (and you’ll get moderated, deserve a spanking, be summarily executed, etc.). You have until 10:00pm EST tonight. Then try again tomorrow. There’s a free book for each day’s winner, every day this week. The week’s overall highest scorer will earn the title of Suvudu’s Grand Poohbah Alpha Geek for Life (oh, and a $50 iTunes gift certificate). This GPAGFL will almost certainly get his or her face on the cover of Time Magazine*.

To The Geek-Off Already! Remember, email your answers to info@suvudu.com:

1. Geek Culture/Ephemera
Match the following quotes to their speakers in the format of 1) A, 2) B, etc.:
 
1) Mulder 2) Bill Murray 3) Skeletor 4) David Carradine 5) the Dalai Lama 6) Yoda 7) Linus Torvalds 8) Mr. Miyagi

    A. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
    B. To suppress a truth is to give it force beyond endurance.
    C. Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.
    D. Which mindset is right? Mine, of course.
    E. Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort?
    F. Tell me about the loneliness of good…is it equal to the loneliness of evil?
    G. The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness.
    H. No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.


2. Math/Science
Does two actually equal one? Does the following proof demonstrate the failing of math as a rational science and thus the end reason, logic and an ordered society? Or is there a trick? Find the trick, dear geek, and restore logic to the universe. 

a = b
a2 = ab
a2 - b2 = ab-b2
(a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b)
a+b = b
b+b = b
2b = b
2 = 1


3. Classic Puzzle
The boys in this class were asked to say their names and were photographed just as they started to pronounce the first letters. Their names are Oom, Alden, Eastman, Alfred, Arthur, Luke, Fletcher, Matthew, Theodore, Richard, Shermer and Hisswald. Match the names to the correct boys. List the correct names in order, starting in the back-left corner and continuing across and then down to the start of the next row, as if reading liFigure 75.jpgnes of text.
 




















4. Tech
List three English phrases you can spell on a basic calculator, turned upside down. You earn one point per phrase and an additional point per phrase if it’s funny, lewd, heretical or otherwise entertaining.

* Actual chances of Time Magazine cover vary. Obama? A-Rod? Putin? Are you playing the Geek-Off?

Read the contest legal here: Geek-Off Rules

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I’m back! Production on The Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia has kept me away the past few months…but that doesn’t mean it’s been all work and no play. To find out what’s been fueling my geek motor lately just jump…

All I can say is that I’m really loving Hulu. Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m in the minority when I tell you that I don’t regularly buy DVDs and don’t TiVo stuff. What can I say — I’m both lazy and broke! But I do dig the huge amount of free TV and movie stuff over at Hulu.com, which is easily browsable and features a ton of killer stuff for lovers of horror, SF, fantasy, comic books, and overall geekdom. True, there’s a zillion “clips” that I can do without, and the episode lists are intentionally incomplete. But there’s no lack of things I’ve either not seen yet (must..finally…watch…Dr. Horrible) or old stuff that I haven’t seen in ages but need to see again (Night Gallery and Alfred Hitchcock Presents classic episodes).

Do you Hulu? What’s in your queue? And if you’ve never experienced Night Gallery — here’s a good place to start.

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